I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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