I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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