with your own penis?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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