it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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