dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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