I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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