singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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