But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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