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woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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