Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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