Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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