He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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