But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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