this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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