Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Pooping to opera.
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