ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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