This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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