I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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