so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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