Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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