I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
You did what with his pubic hair?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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