this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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