just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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