Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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