OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I will be naked everywhere
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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