I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I am mentally ready for anal.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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