I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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