.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
