WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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