Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize
