When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
