I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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