He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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