are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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