420 ftw
Welp...herpes.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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