he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Randomize
