He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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