I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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