I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Is it penis luge time yet?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
