I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I wish i was in the wii world.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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