so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
