is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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