I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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