Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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