have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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