smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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