glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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