Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
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