Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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