Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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