belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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