Got a toothbrush?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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