at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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