Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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