Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Such a big mess for such a small penis
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
